Category Archives: Sexual Humor

There is nothing in the world like reading a piece of perfectly fluid, sharp and still tempered, prose… especially if the content is exciting. I think about this a lot when I read literotica stories, the really good ones, the ones that make you forget you’re reading at all, where your eyes just float along the screen, where the words just seem to massage them and gently prod them from left to right and back again. It’s hard for me to describe, because my writing has always been a little lukewarm, with only the smallest gestures toward “keen” or “witty,” and never brilliant. But you, your words, they penetrate. Continue reading →

I was feeling pretty proud of myself having completely satisfied my new girlfriend, bringing her to orgasm two times during our enjoyable session. The night had gone well; I had picked her up at her apartment and taken her to a nice dinner. We then went to see the latest “chic flic” so I could show her my tender side and, even though we’d only been dating for a week and only actually been out twice before, when I invited her back to my apartment she said, “Yes.”

Figuring I must have impressed her on our first few dates, I had a feeling we’d end up in bed together and sure enough there we were. It had been a bit awkward when we finally went into the bedroom and took off our clothes. Still nervous about our bodies with each other, I turned out the light and she had crawled into bed and immediately covered up. We kissed a bit, and then I slowly kissed down her body, uncovering her as I moved, kissing her breasts and nipples before slowly working downward. Continue reading →